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After a certain time of day, usually after midnight, the mind takes on an alternate state of conciousness. Speech is slurred and makes no sense. Suddenly, anything is funny.
Kevin: DUDE WALLS ARE HARD
Kyle: Cut the sleepy talk man.
Kevin: The only way I can explain wakeboarding is by telling you it is like wakeboarding.
Kyle: That's like saying green is as green as green.
Dan: Stop the sleepy talk man.
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A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.
Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!
Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!
Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"
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A person who sniffs children and women and touches them inappropriately.
Did you see that guy? He was acting like “sleepy” Joe around those kids.
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The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
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when you really want to sleep, but you're still awake
i'm sleepy, i want to go to bed
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When you haven’t slept in so long but can’t fall asleep that you start acting like you’re high even if you don’t know what it’s like being high
Bro I haven’t slept in 28 hours, I think I’m getting sleepy high
What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)
Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.
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