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i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.

Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*

by dög June 21, 2021


I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011


national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 06, 2023


briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022


Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.

I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.

by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020


fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 25, 2023


George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 26, 2019