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If you were born january you have a big slong
long slong
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Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
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When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table
things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster
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to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
the black man dong slonged his knob
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girl has a bigger pennis than you.
i met a slong monster last night
When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
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