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Also known as (SPA). The opposite of Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). Refers to those out there who prefer a small penis over larger sizes.
Megan: Did you see that guy? He’d probably be a good subject for SPH, since he’s so small.
Ashley: Idk, I honestly prefer Small Penis Appreciation since the size feels better in me and there’s more I can do with it comfortably.
Megan: Ugh.
Ashley: Haha!
Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.
Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.
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a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.
after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken
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Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.
Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.
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The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.
Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.
Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.
Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?
Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.
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A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.
Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.
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Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.
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