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A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
Insult, curse/swearword. Popularised by the character Lister in Red Dwarf. Derrivetive of the word Smegma meaning cock cheese.
"What a smeeee. What a smeeeeee. What a smeeeee'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ~ Failed attempt by Kryten to you it in reference to Rimmer.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
(n) Acronym.
1. Social Media Expert Guru.
2. Social media professional, advocate or evangelist, particularly one that tweets, blogs or attends social media related events/conferences
3. A self-declared expert in the emergent world of social media, as evinced by their exciting PowerPoint presentations and super-slick videos using the latest in motion graphics, Really Big Numbers(tm), and that Fatboy Slim "Right here / right now" song.
1. "Is it ethical for a #smeg to delete a #smeg worthy tweet because it makes them look like a dickhead?"
2. "As a good little social media expert, I just snaffled it for myself."
The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.
Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!
The action of rubbing your smegma on a woman during oral intercourse.
"That chick is a slut......I think I'm gonna do some smegging on her."
A build up of cheesy deposits behind the hood or foreskin of the wang.
1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet
2. Bong dirt
1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"
2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"