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A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
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Insult, curse/swearword. Popularised by the character Lister in Red Dwarf. Derrivetive of the word Smegma meaning cock cheese.
"What a smeeee. What a smeeeeee. What a smeeeee'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ~ Failed attempt by Kryten to you it in reference to Rimmer.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
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(n) Acronym.
1. Social Media Expert Guru.
2. Social media professional, advocate or evangelist, particularly one that tweets, blogs or attends social media related events/conferences
3. A self-declared expert in the emergent world of social media, as evinced by their exciting PowerPoint presentations and super-slick videos using the latest in motion graphics, Really Big Numbers(tm), and that Fatboy Slim "Right here / right now" song.
1. "Is it ethical for a #smeg to delete a #smeg worthy tweet because it makes them look like a dickhead?"
2. "As a good little social media expert, I just snaffled it for myself."
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The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.
Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!
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The action of rubbing your smegma on a woman during oral intercourse.
"That chick is a slut......I think I'm gonna do some smegging on her."
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A build up of cheesy deposits behind the hood or foreskin of the wang.
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1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet
2. Bong dirt
1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"
2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"
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