Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
John only got his raise because he did the bosses dirt, hes such a pickle smoocher
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a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
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A man who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman with a fishy (smelly) vagina.
Karl is such a ‘sushi smoocher’, he’s always complaining about how his tinder dates have smelly vaginas and yet he loves going down on them.
It is someone who wears their mask.
Joe is a Cloth Smoocher
Someone who partakes in thee smooching of Samuel Chichester as a minor
My 12 year-old brother became a Samuel smoocher when he kissed Samuel Chichester
One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.
Josh is an anal smoocher.