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smooshed

A girl miming that she has just came everywhere due to an excitable moment. Generally the movement consists of her hands starting near her vagina and waving outward.
Can be used as a exclamation word along with the motions.

- 2 girls listening to a guy play acoustic guitar.

Cassi - "Jesus, Jordan can play that guitar for me anytime. I just smooshed all over the place"

Amanda -"Tell me about it! Smoosh!" (hand movements)

by mandarin_AmK May 27, 2009

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 17, 2010

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smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016


Smoosh

noun. A word that replaces any swear. adjective. a word that describes a gross object.

N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh

by platypus_revenge May 31, 2009

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Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

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Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021


Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 April 14, 2011

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