Something that doesn't exist, but insecure people say they have it to make it seem like they have any sort of self esteem. And apparently my friend, Madyson has it.
"Dude look at that girl, she definitely has Being So Fucking Hot Syndrome."
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Someone who loves you and will never leave you. They really mean it when they say this, they want to be in your life forever
I love you so fucking much cutie π₯Ίπ₯Ίβ€οΈ
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The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"
Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means
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A phrase coined to describe the feeling of being so exasperated due to giving an unnecessarily large fuck about something, working too hard, lack of energy, or just over-stressing about something, much like a burnout after smoking too much weed or a hangover after drinking too much.
Example 1:
*After pulling an all-nighter*
Me: *pained groaning*
Friend 1: *pained groan of agreement.*
Friend 2: What's wrong with you guys?
Me and Friend 1 (in unison): Ugh... sooo much fuck.
Example 2:
*After hours of babysitting an unruly sibling*
Me (on phone with mother): "Maaaaa, when are you going to be home?"
Mom: I don't know. Why is it so important?
Me: Because.... So much fuck.
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Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.
Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct
The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor
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People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
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