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noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.
Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.
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Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
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Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
“ What’s today?”
“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”
A chick who is on the rag...
We didn't get busy last night because she's a total cork soaker.
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When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
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When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.
Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.
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A heavy menstrual period whereby a super tampon will become soaked in less than 30 minutes
"Sorry, I can't go swimming this week. It's a super soaker."
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