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Sophia Soares is weirdly attracted to a boy named John Markowski. She is funny, a little crazy, athletic and all around a very nice person. (John Markowski is super hot, no homo.) She's also very cute ;)
Sophia Soares says to her friends "I love John Markowski, hes sooo hot. I pretend my toy flamingo is him sometimes"
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"Hey, have you ever heard of SoaR General?"
"Yes, he's a fucking loser."
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A large lump usually forming on the bottom curvature of the testicles.
Kevin was so excited when Notre Dame scored a touchdown that he leapt up into the air, hovering above the couch, then landed hard on one of his own huge testicles resulting in a massive k-soares.
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it means that soar is going to sleep for 3 days
dude im gonna take a soar nap brb
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when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy
"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"
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when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.
wow tank gave vivona the meanest soar beaver suprise.
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To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
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