Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.

Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?

Sofa Knee

A Higher form of Being Funny...
A 'Funny' way to say your "so funny"

Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.

Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!

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Antique Sofa

In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.

Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.

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Sofa Sores

This is when you've been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/TV or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb butt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you're bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.

Ty: Is Dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.

Sofa Crisp

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

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sofa king

A great drunking bar trick. To get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.

Eye M Sofa King We Todd Did

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sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.

Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.

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