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Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.
"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.
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when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.
example 1.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.
example 2.
so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.
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When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we, We shall cut off your cock
To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.
"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"
performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
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The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"
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