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A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym