South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

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South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

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South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

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South jersey

Fuck south jersey. Atlantic City is a crappy place, but don’t even get me started on those fucking Philadelphians. I would rather be put in a concentration camp then go to philly. They got good cheese steaks I’ll give them that, but besides that the city is cancer that needs to be taken out of the world. New York 4 life. U can’t even compare the 2. Fuck u faggot ass south jersey an philly niggas

Person 1 “Fuck south Jersey”
Person 2 “and fuck those cock sucking philly niggas”

south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.

North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach

south jersey

complete trash

where are you from?
south jersey

oh so basically pennsylvania?