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Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.
I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.
what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
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1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes
2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.
"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.
Someone who's intention is to spend as much time as possible with semen, whether it be by masturbating or sucking cock. Can be male or female.
Jenny: OMG, he TOTALLY gave me a facial last night.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.
When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'
Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!
When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.
"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"