sparky

a high school students best friend. sparknotes.com

"did u do summer reading?"
"well...sparky did."

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sparky

A person who drinks a lot of Mt. Dew Live Wire who may or may not proceed to bounce off the walls and anything or anyone else.

"Hello sparky."
"Gimme Dew HiHi!!"

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Sparky

To break the glass of a car door using a small white piece of hard plastic broken off from a spark plug, breaking windows almost silently

Suspect 1 -"How we gonna break into this car man?"
Suspect 2 -"We'll do sparky jobs"
Suspect 1 -"Whats a Sparky job??"
Suspect 2 -"Just throw that spark plug onto the ground untill the white part breaks...then throw a small piece as hard as you can to shatter the glass...it's almost completely silent...then chip away the glass where the lock is"

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Sparky

To achieve greatness in a certain area.

Ryan: You just hit a home run!
Chris: Yeah i pulled a sparky didn't I?

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sparky

a crap ass electrician with a $100 dollar call out charge who never finishes the job

"dude what the hell happened in here"
"damn sparky crossed the wires"

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sparky deathcap

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.

person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

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Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

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