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The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
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If you know a Jake Sparrow he most likely looks like that kid from toy story (the one who kills the toys).
Jake Sparrow looks like that kid from toy story lol
The best Pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (Sexiest too...)
Jack Sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.
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Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great!
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The earliest time of the morning. About the time when all the sparrows get up and let out a little fart signifying their awakening.
I gotta get up this morning at sparrow's fart. What a raid.
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Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
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Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.
Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.