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Get a boner
If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.
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Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour
yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.
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This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!
The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!
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1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.
'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'
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A phrase much like awesome possum and spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.
Joe: Oh man, I totally aced that history test.
Mary: Neato Speedo!
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The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed
I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.
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A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.
See also: Self-own
When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.