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A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.

"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"

by stevie666 July 11, 2008

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Spider

Noun: Another definition for an anus/a-hole. Bend over in front of the mirror and look between your legs and you'll see why. Body in the center and many legs spiraling out from there.

1. Hey Spider, what the hell were you thinking?
2. I drank a 30 pack last night with a bucket of wings and my spider is en fuego.

by ScroteDog November 25, 2009

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Spider

Graffiti slang for a piece or stencil in a hard to reach (generally high-up) place.

Used as both a noun, verb, and occasionally as an adjective.

Noun: "bro, check out my spider from the weekend, it's on the top of the train tunnel.

Verb: "he spidered that piece"

Adjective: "all her pieces are really spider"

by smlk April 16, 2008

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Spider

Is the Keyboardist/Organ player for The Horrors.
Is known for his unusual bowl cut, but looks amazing on his chizeled face.

Wow your hair is so spider!

Wow look its spider!

by CharlieHorror April 16, 2008

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Spider

Shitty little crawlers that don’t deserve to be here, what the fuck do they even exist for. Nothing. It’s just something half the population hates, me personally I DESPISE these demons for paralyzing me in fear by just moving, and I hate it when people go like β€œIt’s just a tiny bug how does it hurt you” it hurts me by making my soul leave my body. They make me feel physically and mentally ill, god help me how do people live knowing there is a tiny horrifying arachnid waiting for you to open that door. I once had a spider crawl on my skin, never recovered. And a little mystery is how they just appear out of absolutely nowhere, they just go on and exist. You can look at a wall once, look away, look back and there it is!! I’m just so fucking tired of them, i hope they go extinct, what purpose do they even serve? Curing cancer? Treating hospital patients? DID NOT THINK SO! Not only are they gross, scary and just toe curling. But they are also useless. I need them GONE, GONE!! AWAY!! they just make me want to cry, and I have cried over them before. When I realize there is one In my room I immediately run out and hope it will just disappear. But when I realize I actually have to kill it myself I cry because I have to approach it, goodbye and thanks for listening to my rant.

Spiders are undoubtedly the most petrifying little things I ever seen

by Absolutely_not_okay June 28, 2023

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


spidering

The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.

There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion

by Definition Jerry November 18, 2008

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Spider

A convertible, usually of the make of Ferrari or Porsche.

Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.

Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.

by EJL March 14, 2004

19πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž