spink

- verb
1. to think out loud, ostensibly to oneself, usually with the intention of instigating small talk or actual debate with anyone within audible range. (speak + think)

ROBERT: Hmm, that's interesting.
GEORGE: What?
ROBERT: Oh, just this opinion piece in the LA Times about troop levels in --
GEORGE: I see, you were just spinking again.

MARK: Hmm, that's interesting.
JOHN: I'm sorry, were you spinking to me?

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chigger-spink

mix of nigger, chink, and spic. meaning scummy, dirty, or from a large city with many bi racial people in it.

your mom is such a chigger-spink.

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Nyggot Spink

A quirked up variation of all the major slurs:
Black People
Jewish People
Gay People
Hispanic People
Asian People

{in that order, have fun guessing!}

Seinfield: There's a group of nyggot spinks down there, Jerry. Molotov?

Jerry: Molotov *in a quirked up tone*

Jak Spinks

is a basic hoe that used to play basketball but now just sits at home and plays ps4 and forgets about his girlfriend

Girlfriend: wanna hang out?
Jak Spinks: nah i have to game

Leon Spinks

When a man punches a woman in the kidney while having doggy style coitus

I threw Linda a Leon Spinks last night. She'll be pissing blood for a week.

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spinking cap

a hat worn when spinking.
must be a trucker hat, electric pink foam, and have a picture of a truck on it with the caption "trucking a'int for sissies"

i need my spinking cap

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Spink Cheeks

Butt cheeks that are lathered in cement.

"I could swim in your spink cheeks forever."

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