Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

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to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

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sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

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Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

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Spong

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

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A Sponge

Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge

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Sponge

A band from Detroit, Michigan.

" Sponge has kick-ass music. "

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