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When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.
Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"
When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
A dancer (usually a follow than lead) drenched in sweat, with great centripetal force while spinning on the dance floor who sprays innocent bystanders with in a radius of 10ft (~3m) radius with cold sweat droplets. Much to the disgust of the victims who quickly realize its not the leaky air conditioning at the club.
She sprayed everyone near her like a water sprinkler, with her cold sweat at the salsa club. As she was being spun fast and furiously on the dance floor
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Butthole, fart box, turd cutter, anus, asshole, sphincter, bunghole, rectum, chocolate starfish, the back door.
Man, I’d really like to tongue punch her stink sprinkler!
The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.