Squat

A cat that tends to climb up trees and anything else that it possibly can. You often mistake these cats for an oddly colored squirrel. Topically this happened more in Squittens then Squats.

"Whys that squirrel black hunny?"

"Uhh lets get closer"

"Nah hun it's just a Squat "

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Squatted

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's body.

Did he cum?

Yes! He squatted on my tits.

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Squatting

'To squat'

To squash a fly with, or to hit another person with, a bendy ruler.

1. "Damn Charlie, squatting me with her ruler!"

2. "I am gonna squat you for that"

3. "Let's have a squatting war!"

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squat

Past tenths of Squittle. To have expelled a running shit.

Oops!, i just squat my pants.

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squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

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Squatting

1.) When squatters steal something that has been abandoned by other people. 2) Dumpster diving by squatters.

Marina : " Look at this guy, squatting this lamp over there. Shit is broken and ugly, but he´s taking it. "
Paul: " Yep."

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squat

To fight, usually a street gang saying.

Let's squat mutha fucka.

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