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When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.
Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.
A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.
1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!
2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
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when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina
Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"
Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"
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The high deafening sound that comes from a girl being fucked so hard that the only way they can breath is to let out a shrill "squawk". Generally this blood curdling scream can be heard through walls and even on different levels of houses.
Did you hear that pteradactyl squawk last night? I swear to god she was being jackhammered!
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noun, adjective, or adverb: sketchy and awkward
The guy who lives on the second floor of Taylor Hall and never leaves his room is a total squawk.
How squawk was it when she didn't even say hi to me on the path this morning?
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To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.
Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.
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