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squidge

A bizarre sexual act performed specifically upon a member of the cast of Neighbours or Emmerdale

Jules said he'd love to sidle up to her and squidge

by Pyker Grove March 19, 2016


Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 21, 2020


Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021


Squidging

A feeling of being grossed out and shuddering

Thomas couldn't stop squidging at the idea of sounding.

by SubBunny78 October 23, 2018


Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 12, 2024


Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009


Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus

I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth

by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024