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Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
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Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.
Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.
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A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.
Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.
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A group of bad ass mofos that have made my vision come to life and demonstrate the storytelling possibilites of the human body through fierce athleticism and passionate dedication to the movement vocabulary. The wear there plaid vests and frumpy dresses proudly and you can bet they are always smizing.
A country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click... but kinda sorta.
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A gang in south Oxnard, CA. Oxnard aka Chiques.
- Where you from?
- Squires Drive!
- Oh shit. (foo starts running)
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An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.
The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.
(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.
The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.
The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
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An orgasmic explosion of the vocal cords at the presentation of a smoking device or goblet filled with libations.
A smoking device is presented to a man, say a sire. The sire responds: "Eh good squire!"
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