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One who ejaculates on a big crowd.
That girl is a real crowd squirter.
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A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.
Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?
What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.
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You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.
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Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything
Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement
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Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..
Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.
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Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc
Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder
a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
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