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when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
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- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime
Mix and enjoy
"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."
Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding
What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
The uniquely female ability to forcefully gush all over their lover’s face/body/bedsheets, etc
I will work hard to make you Queen me and see the true power of your squirtyness
A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find