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staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 26, 2022


Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.

A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.

by savuren February 14, 2021


Staircase

Do not get confused with the original word and meaning of a staircase (set of stairs). In Singapore slang its a whole other meaning. Staircases are the second best thing to "paradise" in Singapore, where people go there to meet friends, play games, get intoxicated and commit lustrous acts. Staircases are usually reserved for people to fuck and take drugs. Think of it as a hang out spot for the community to commit sins and possibly lose their tickets to the pearly white gates of heaven.

Bangla construction worker: Eh you want to go staircase hanky panky
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024


staircase

stairs.

"I climbed the staircase and made my legs tired."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023


Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018


Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition

That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold

by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024


Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 23, 2023