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A coffee store that is located on every block.
Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!
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The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.
"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin
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a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)
"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)
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bunch of homosexuals if ya ask me..
whats good?......................
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Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.
Maria , wearing her new gap yoga outfit, drove her Jetta each morning to starbucks to browse through the Eddie Bauer website on her Macintosh powerbook. Sally and her friends tried one sip of that shiiit and drove to Gloria Jeans in her Escalade.
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An evil corperation that makes people dislike Seattle coffee!
You thought just every corner in Washington state with a Mocha shop was bad? Look what Starbucks did to the whole USA, these's a Starbucks on every corner.
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The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go
2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is
3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters
1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
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