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A train station with two services to Macksville, Nambucca Heads, Urunga, Sawtell, Coffs Harbour and Grafton with only one service to Casino, Kempsey, Wauchope, Kendall, Taree, Wingham, Gloucester, Dungog, Maitland, Broadmeadow, Fassifern, Wyong, Gosford, Hornsby, Strathfield and Central.
The 33 train stops at Eungai station.
An unwanted 20,000 gallon underground structure, that in the 19th Century, Joe Biden’s grandpop went state to state building in people’s backyards, while employed by the Merelonge Company.
Damnit, Joe’s grandpop just built another Jargy Station right in our backyard!
chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
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A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.
Valid objects include:
Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)
The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ
Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:
Conversation Example 1:
Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>
Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.
Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>
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Braid Station is the name of a Skytrain station in the Greater Vancouver Region. It is especially famous for the fact that it does not actually exist. Consequently, people have spent hours upon hours looking for this "Braid Station" but to no avail.
"He took the Skytrain to "Braid Station". What is that??"
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bathroom, especially a public bathroom
"Oh man, I gotta pee wicked bad. Can we stop at the wee station soon?"
Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!