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Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010


stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 26, 2023


they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.

they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!

by tits February 10, 2005


Stole My Thunda'

When you just trying to chill and crash in bed but then some goofhead named Michelle just crashes in the bed first and you get upset

I was trying to just relax in my bed but then Michelle stole my thunda', then I cried.

by Bean Burrito September 23, 2017


stole my information

Used when a stranger has given you an inexplicably intense look. Possibly originated in Montgomery County, MD.

Did you see that? Bitch just stole my information.

by frontbutt March 24, 2006

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stole your mom

ultimate disrespect,when a person hits your mom in the face with a closed fist

Chris: "Fuck you Evan,im gonna snitch on you."

Evan: "Shut da hell up Chris,dats why i stole your mom bitch!!"

by Drowzy757 November 23, 2010

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Stole my face

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

by Dango Bill December 6, 2009

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