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The best thing to say when you think something is awesome - and you instantly want to attract attention to yourself as everyone will raise an eyebrow when you say it. Another way to say 'Cool shit' or to describe a particularly glorious chair.
RJ: 'hey man I just got that girls number!'
ASH: 'oh, cool stool!!!'
RJ: '..What??'
GUY: 'check out that chair over there man!'
MAN: 'wow, now that's a cool stool!'
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A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.
Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.
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The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.
Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!
Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*
Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.
Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool
A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.
little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.
wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf
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n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual
Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.
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Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.
"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."
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