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its like a stove, except it rapes you
you better rape that stove before it rapes you boy, show it who's boss of the rape stove.
Stiff or inflexible
"Mimi is all stoved up after riding in the car all day"
When your apartment is so messy that clothes are even thrown onto the stove.
"Her place was so gross. Cat poop everywhere and stove clothes"
It's baseball talk during the off season (winter). Devoted fans never stop talking about the sport, so they stand over a "hot stove" during the winter discussing transactions, managers, anything baseball related.
In today's hot stove report......
When someone farts in a moving vehicle and noone will admit it, the driver may lock all the windows and turn the heat on full blast, in effect 'heating' and 'prolonging' the fart, until someone takes the blame and promises not to do it again, or everyone passes out.
May alternatively be done just to prevent future farts, even if the perpetrator is known. Almost like a dutch oven but in a moving vehicle, rather than a bed, and not done playfully, but for the purpose of punishment and/or interrogation.
Sometimes referred to as a "stink tank."
No one dared sneak out a fart in SnackCake's ride 'cause they knew she would stank stove 'em.
In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.