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To joke about a person, place, or thing in order to place it in a dazing mind state.
Dude, don't make me strike you.
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While doing the act of a 69, a female can commit a Chem Strike at any moment. The act is a FAT queef or a fart to the opposite parties facial region. As she is on top all she needs to do is wrap her legs around the opposite persons head. Locking the person into position to absorb the toxic fumes. Causing for either a finish worthy of Zeus himself to come down and shake your hand or will cause the person to faint from fright
Person 1- Dude I thought you were dead after I heard you were hit by a Chem Strike
Person 2- Yeah she hit me with the headlock and I knew I was in for it. But turns out I’m a real big fan of Chem Strikes
Person 1- Guess I’ll have to try that out sometime soon. I’m hoping for a big Chem Strike all over my face.
Just as in baseball where you will try your best to hit the ball that comes into your strike zone, you would date or have sex with a girl/guy that is in your strike zone.
Scarlett Johansson is in my strike zone.
Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.
Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.
Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!
Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
A Lucky Strike cigarette that has been turned upside-down and stored. Although this would bring luck were it any other cigarette, a Lucky Strike is naturally lucky, thus turning it upside down actually counteracts the luck.
- Whoa man, don't flip that one - you want an Unlucky Strike?
- I heard of this one guy who flipped a Lucky Strike, two minutes later a tree fell on him, then he got struck by lightning, then his wife divorced him.
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Nuclear Strike
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
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cruise to a city for one night and hit the town as hard as possible, then depart and never return
-Jp
My buddies and I went on a solid strike trip this weekend