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The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
The "Stinky Stunner" is a special move by the underground wrestler "Stone Cold Stink Austin." It's his signature move of picking his butt to provide feces on his fist before knocking the opponent out cold.
You better shut your mouth before I fill it with the Stinky Stunner.
When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.
If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.
Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?
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top dog; jewels so bright,one becomes stunning. Originated by the "Cash Money Millionaires."
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"Being young stunners" means being amazing and devoted to what you're doing!
Teacher : your child is getting young stunners in his studies
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When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
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As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
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