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To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.
Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.
the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.
**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days
Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters
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An annual tradition that includes lots of food, fun, friends, football, fommercials and, of course, Alex's cheesy invites that everyone finds absolutely hilarious and then later gushes over his clever wit (or no chips). For the uninitiated this is is a fairly laid back affair. You don't have to be a diehard football fan (or a fan at all) to enjoy it. Half the people there seem to care more about the commercials than the game anyhow.
Invitee - A Superbowl Party? Who is invited to this?
Alex - You. Your friend, your spouse, your neighbor, your dog, your kid, your kid's brother, your significant other, your insignificant other (don't worry, I won't tell), and anyone else who might enjoy the greatest Super Bowl tradition since hats you can drink beer out of
A party the host originally intended for the viewing of the big game that quickly degrades into an evening of depraved man-sex on the host's couch and bed, continuing long after said host has gone to sleep.
A: Hey, man. Some of us were going to the bar later to watch the game and grab some beers. You in?
B: I would, but I just got an invite to C's place for a superbowl party.
A: Nice! Mind if I come too?
B: Sure! C shouldn't mind. ...Don't forget your lube!
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a well played game that the Seahawks should have won. but the Refs messed it all up, they had some of the worst calls ever, i personal thing the refs were payed off by the Steelers and the Seahawks should have won.
Person 1: hey did you see superbowl XL
person 2: oh, you mean the one where the Steelers cheated
person 1: yea that one
Person 2: man the refs should learn how to call a game
person 1: yea for real
person 2: Its doesnt matter though the whole world knows the Sehawks are better then the Steelers
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That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.
The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.
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