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Suprising Someone In Bath Form
1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened
2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.
After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
a dumb ass pun that should never be used!
"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"
The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
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when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
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Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.
John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"
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When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.
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