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Suprising Someone In Bath Form
1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened
2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.
When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.
I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
a dumb ass pun that should never be used!
"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"
The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
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when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
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Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.
John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"
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When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.
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