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Pooing into toilet paper that is draped side-side across the toilet bowl, suspending the poo for a period of time out of the water before flushing. This dramatically enhances the smell for entertainment value.
I did a suspender yesterday, stank out the whole house. My girlfriend was furious!
Here are a few ways to use the word suspense, suspend and also how not use it
1- temporarily prevent from continuing or being in force or effect.
"Work on the highway was suspended for 2 days over Christmas."
2- to officially prohibit from holding a usual post or carrying out a usual role for some time, awaiting further information
"He was suspended from school for cheating on the final exam. "
3. to hang something so it fixed on one end and free on the other.
"The light was suspended from the ceiling."
4. to keep from falling or sinking by some invisible support (such as buoyancy) "..dust suspended in the air."
6. to keep waiting in suspense or indecision
Tim began his campfire ghost story, taking his time, building the suspense.
A comment on the incorrect use of the word suspend below. It occurs in the Aspirin between the knees - Urban
Dictionary definition. One of the meanings of suspend which I presume is how it's being used here, means to hang. One doesn't hang the aspirin between one's knees. The writer could have used put, keep, hold, held, clutch. I quote:
" ..if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin...........deemed sinful..."
Freiss used the word 'put' (in 2012) about how it was back in his day: "The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly," he told MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell.
To get readers to suspend their disbelief when you write fiction, you need to include human interest and a semblance of truth in characterization.
The very sussy flame on twitter
Person 1: Yo you heard of SUSpended Flame?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay
A man known for being extremely gay and liking men an overly extreme amount.
"I like men" - Suspended Flame