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An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
Teddy: "Did you see that shirtless, Italian guy cruising in his convertible Mitsubishi Spyder while blasting Rihanna? What a cunt swab, right?"
Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
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when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.
When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.
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When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.
Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.
Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
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"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"
To stimulate the female genitalia.
"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
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The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.
Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!
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The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
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