Sweeney Swag

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.

Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.

Full sweeney

Paying the ultimate Homage to legendary runner Jesse Sweeney. The rare act of being captured in a race photo with both feet off the ground.

She was injured and walked most of the race but pulled off a Full Sweeney at the finish line for the camera

The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

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Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

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Jake Sweeney

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.

Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!

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Megan Sweeney

A dumbass bitch who is kinda nice sometime, also, everyones bess fren. she has a serious addiction to Takis and will stop at nothing to get them. She has a mad resting bitch face.

Friend 1: Who's that girl eating Takis, why she look so mad :(
Friend 2: Nah she aint mad, that's Megan Sweeney. she's cool.

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aaron sweeney

a huge asshole that makes your work place hell. he threatens your life and hits you when you're not looking. he threatens you and as soon as you stand up for yourself he goes and cries to the boss. having this title is the worst of all. there are too many aaron sweeneys in the world and they all should die or go fuck themselves

my name is aaron sweeney and i, am a douche bag

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