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Piggy bank of the world.
White, clean, conservative, bland, boring.
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Pussies who watch atrocities commited around them yet never act.
Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.
Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.
Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.
Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!
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Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.
Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!
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A) A country in central Europe with lots of mountains.
B) Being on both Team Jacob and Team Edward if you are a Twilight fan. (This is because in Eclipse Bella says she ios on neither side, she is Switzerland which is a nuetral country)
A) I went to Switzerland on holiday!
B)
Girl 1: I'm on Team Jacob, he rocks what about you, Team Edward or Jacob?
Girl 2: I'm Switzerland.
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1.someone who doesn't take sides. They just listen to both sides of a conversation and vacillates between opinions.
2. Someone who just follows you, quietly
"Damn girl you a Switzerland! You followed me to all my classes!"
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Don't mention his peace prize.
"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."
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A country that can't decide if they are Germans or Italians. They also make damn good chocolate!
Switzerland: Am I German or Italian?
Everybody else: Shut up, you bitch-ass coward!
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