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A weird but legitimate place to have sex.
I fucked your mom on a table last night.
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A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.
"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"
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a set of data arranged in rows and columns
a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"
a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"
mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"
postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"
a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"
arrange or enter in tabular form
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Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.
"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"
"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"
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In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.
Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."
Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"
PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
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An area where you can make tik toks and listen to Post Malone.
Anyone can visit The Table.
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