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A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.
Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.
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Violently stimulating your member, the momentum building, you feel them swimming up you, their momentum building. You’re volatile. Any little movement could send you over the edge and your little guys flying into the abyss (the corner of your bed that you don’t sleep on)
God, people say Amanda is eating too much and getting too big and that’s she’s ugly, but as I watch her devour her eighth chocolate bar in 10 minutes, I’m titillated. Nipples…turgid, lower member…erect, goop sack…swollen. GOD I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM SO I CAN TADPOLE LAUNCH TO HER VSCO
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Albino tadpoles are sperm
She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.
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a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.
Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.
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One who indulges in the acts of sexual relations in over conspicuous and commonly homosexual manners.
Tavion said he would let a girl titty fuck him, he’s a whole freaky tadpole.
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Sperm cells look like tiny undeveloped frogs "tadpoles" therefore soup as in you drink a nice hearty bowl of steamin semen stew or tadpole soup
Jeez Justin corey served you up a nice thick warm tadpole soup yesterday! "justin" " i know it sure was heart warming and it makes a great dietary supplement!"
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bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!
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