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October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.
Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.
On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
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April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.
Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!
It’s national tall people day stay away!
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
I can’t wait for National tall people day!