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A use tampon frozen for over a week at 59 degress or less or until signature clots appear now using for the act of feltching. Go green good for enviroment.
like a frozen bannna popcilcle but made out of a reclaimed tampon. Tamp-pops
When a girl is so loose or has such a heavy flow, she requires the use of two tampons at once.
That slut has been with so many dudes she has to rock the double tamp now.
When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.
Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.
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When someone crosses a line by getting in your bubble, talking to your girl, stealing the bartender or whatever
"Bro, that douche over there was trying to tamp my fuzz while you were in the bathroom"
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While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.
Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"
Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.
Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."
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a chaotic race/fight between many women on their period for the last tampon.
Denny: Dude, all the girls are on their periods and there's not enough tampons for all of them. A tampede is imminent.
Jason: Why are we still standing here? Shit's about to get real.
like pulling your leg or joking
tamp is shortened for tampon string
calm down i wasn’t serious i was only pulling your tamp like