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That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot
Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends
Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with
Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it
Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"
Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.
Singlularty of tangling assholes
See also tangling assholes
We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...
Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.
I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.
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A sexual position that is performed in a bathtub half way filled up. The partners sit facing each other and place leg over leg with feet flat on the ground while sitting down.
Dan: Did you do that crazy position with that girl you nicked last night dude?
Nick: yes man
Dan: what's it called again?
Nick: TUB TANGLE!
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Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.
Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.
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When a female decides to sleep with a male that another friend has already slept with.
"I can't believe Jenny! She knew I loved Bob but while she was intoxicated and feeling frisky, she decided to tangle tacos and now I don't know if I can trust her. "
My dumbass friend said devils tangle instead of devils tango so now its a really bad dance move
J: Blah blah blah Devils tangle
A: YPURE DO FUCKINNG DUMB ITS DEVILS TANGO
J:STFU I CANT TALK WHEN A BITCH IS TALKING OVER ME