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techno

A genre of music which is primarily listened to by disgruntled nerds whos' only friends are anime charicters. To the socially competent, 'techno' is a perfectly acceptable term to describe what these nerds call 'electronic music.' Electronic music is a bit of misnomer considering that it's not really music.

However, if you attempt to use the word in that manner you will face the onslaught of a million angry nerds screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'

These nerds, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt is futile because all techno sounds the same.

Techno nerds are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai.

Techno takes absolutely no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.

The biggest perceived enemy of techno nerds is rap music. They rant constantly about how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they don't realize, however, is that rap is about the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen to some shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they would listen to techno.

In conclusion, techno sucks monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno nerd either rants to you about how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen to techno, punch him in the face.

*techno is playing*

Normal person: Wow, techno is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
Techno nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!

by sociallyadjusted September 4, 2007

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techno

Eminem is NOT from Detroit. He only said that so he could make more money off his rap CDs, and ironically, today's rap music uses a mutilated version of techno for the background music.

Not many people like techno thanks to the vast majority of songs out there that give the genre a bad name.

by rap hater September 8, 2003

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Techno

Music that people who are getting laid way to much and people who never get laid listen to

Kid 1 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 2 - I knew you were a virgin

Kid 3 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 4 - I knew you had game

by The Reverand Buddha June 8, 2010

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techno

The best music ever! Many techno music comes from europe too. They are played at clubs and have a beat in it that makes you wanna dance!

Today I bought a cd with my favorite techno songs!

by DitzySteph June 27, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


techno

Goes like this boop, boop boop, boop boop, boop boop, boop boop, then goes like this dus, dus, dus, then deeti deet deeti deet, then repeats over in infinite loop with some old sci-fi quotes in it like but neccesary; "The system is down", "The system is down", "The system is down" with some Doota-Doota Root, dee dudda da-ree doot, doot

Cool Person:
Techno is Awsome

Retard:
Dude, its like one note repeating over and over for ten minutes straight

Cool Person:
Thats what makes it awsome, You Retard

by Hot and Lucious June 1, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


techno

music that owns all other types of "music," except for marching bands, of course.:D

marching band>techno>all the other pop sh*t

by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003

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Techno

Techno is WIICKED with strobelights and WIICKED to fast-dance to! come on people you gotta love it? or have you guys never been clubbing? fuckers techno is awesom stop dissin it.. and this is cummin from sum1 who listens to all sorts of music such as punk, rock, ska, indie, emo, metal.. everything and i still love it... HOW COULD YOU NOT???

lets go clubbing i feel like dancing to come techno!!!

by janey0080 September 20, 2006

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