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Teddy Bear Picnic

A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?

by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

by noneofyourconcern72 July 2, 2011

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


teddy bear

being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all

When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.

by UberTank May 24, 2003

8πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

by cg12321 June 26, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

by pickle pants October 29, 2008

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022


fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 4, 2019